Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The rote at 'Tote'

'So, how is your dinner, Sir?', 'So, how is your dinner, Mam?'

As the waiter as Tote went around the table, repeating the exact question to each and every person in his sing-song voice, Tara could not help smirking. The Tote School of Culinary Service, was it, memorized by rote and regurgitated by rote.

In the expansive courtyard, size zero teens in teensy plunging dresses hung onto their mobiles and their spiky-haired guys, while inside the glass-walled party room, in the flickering razzmatazz of disco lights, plump ladies twirled with balding men. The hip and happening of Mumbai out for a typical Friday night. Mercs and beemers queued to disgorge more evening revelers, and somewhere in the distance, from between the makeshift fence of foliage, a slum dwelling teen peeked at its new nightly neighbors.

Still, a walnut-mushroom tiramisu, heavy like a buttery foam cloud, and a plump steak soaked in its jus, were not to be sneered at. Sipping her blue champagne, Tara dug into her food.

Dinner parties, such a big no-no!

Who wants to go to a dinner party? Not Tara, for sure! Who eats at parties anyway? All the la-di-da glam girls insist on soup and salad before 7m. Even the hubbies and BFs are following the steamed fish and grilled vegies in evening diet. No, the thing to do is to host and attend cocktail parties- appetizers and desserts(well, may be a teeny weeny forkful, ok?), all washed down by a shot of grey goose on water or a glass of bubbly. Didn't you know, dearies, that the fizzy tizzy has fewer calories than vino or that a shot of vodka is better than whiskey on ice? The perfect "Madly Malabar" party!